Dog the Bounty Hunter

Pretend he's a pig and give him a trough..... If your husband hangs round the kitchen when you are cooking, put crisps and beer out so he will stay out of your way.

Reward good behavior and ignore bad! .....You dont get a sea-lion to balance a ball on his nose by nagging. The same goes for the husband....

Pick your time to talk! Tigers get angry when they are hungry. Dont try to reason with your man when he's hungry, tired or stressed. He may just turn and attack!

Accept that some behavior is too deeply ingrained to be changed!! (dont we know it ladies) In the same way that you cant stop a parrot from preening, there are some things you simply cannot stop men doing.